hjsnapepm | Narrows, 1.4 (Reply)

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Last time, twins and birthdays were had, McKinney set out to be the perfect family sim despite his knowledge preferences and Prominence set her sights on her father's 'friend' Lawson Whitby.

As it turns out, what Prom wants, Prom gets. Ehem... Moving on...

Road: Hey, McKinney, could you read to me or something?

McKinney: Say 'daddy,' Vill. 'Dad-dee'

Road (off screen): Prom, could you read to me or...

Road: Oh. You're busy. Um...

Road: *runs away to find eye bleach*

If you were wondering if Paine still stalked Ramp into the bathroom, well, of course she does!

And if you were wondering if there was any other inappropriate stalking going on, well, of course there is!

I have the creepiest freaking townies in this 'hood. At least she's color coordinated...?

More inappropriateness.

Very freaking creepy.

The twins still exist.

Road: Hey, mum! MUUUM! I got an A! (Take that, Prom!)

Road: See? A! For 'awesome!'

I'm afraid you've got the right idea, there, Ramp.

Road: Don't worry, daddy, I'll never steal your secret boyfriends.

Prom: *steals Ramp's secret boyfriend*

Prom and McKinney had to go and ruin the twins' birthday with their twisted relationship.

Bougainvillea and Boxcar: *are synchronized*

McKinney: Mum, your plumb-bob is looking kind of dull.

Ramp: Geez, easy on the high beams!

Oh, for crying out loud! I leave him alone for two seconds and he gets himself abducted! Like we really needed more kids.

Ramp: OH SHI--

Road: I'll save you, daddy!

Road: Hey, Vill! Hey, Prom!

Paine: Wow, we have lovely roofing, I'd never noticed.

Ramp: My family is insane.

Road: Hey, Vill!

McKinney: This is an interesting development.

McKinney: Darn it, now daddy is going to meet my real daddy and I'm not! WAH!!!

Road: Hey, Boxcar!

Someone had been making an omelette when Ramp was abducted and Road took the opportunity to steal it.

I have to say I don't blame him.

Boxcar: This... isn't normal, is it?

Nope.

Boxcar: Oh. OK, then. :)

Road: Daddy?

Boxcar: Is it... true what they say about alien abductions?

McKinney: *wishes he was giving Prom a backrub*

Ramp: OMG.

Ramp: OMG!

Ramp: O. M. G.

Ramp: That wasn't nearly as pleasant as I thought it would be.

Ramp: Well... maybe it was. Just a little.

Ramp: Hey, you want to try something...?

Road: Daddy, I'm so glad you're back!

Awwww.

Moar inappropriateness.

MOAR.

Road: *is scarred for life*

DDD: ME TOO ME TOO.

Oh, OK, good.

Boxcar: She's pretty.

Sorry, Boxcar, she's here to distract McKinney from his sister.

You have no idea how lucky you are that was your first kiss. NO IDEA.

Birthday! And just in time, too. I think Road's childhood was taking its toll on him, lol.

Road: Hey, mum! I'm going out, OK?

So, where did you decide to go on your first night as a teen, Road?

Well, whatever floats your boat, dear.

Now for some Teen!Road Spam:

Mrs Crumplebottom: Hello, Mr Narrows.

Road: Rock on, Mrs C!

I sent Road downtown in hopes of finding a vampire because I thought he'd make a nice one. Alas, none were to be found. Only a couple of black haired men and Road likes gingers. He was happy they turned him down.

LOL, I love you, Road. And I can take a hint, so...

Once he gets home, I invite McDaniel over.

Road: I think you're cute, teehee.

Gosh, that was easy. McDaniel's turn-off was vampirism. They were meant to be.

These two spent about ten sim hours just chilling on the bed in their undies.

For some reason, this reminds me of Goofus and Gallant.

Paine: You want to try out that new thing you were talking about...?

Ramp: Hang on a second.

All of this happens very fast (*whistles innocently*) so I'll just pregnancy spam you.