Gissing Legacy, 4.5

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Phil: So, my sister wants me to get abducted by aliens.


Phil: But I think I'd rather be a vampire like you even though you scare the ever-loving poop out of me.


Countess: Well, I could give you the kiss of death...


His turn off is vampires. He's ~conflicted~.


Phil: Heehee, boobies!



College time!


Phil's off in search of a partner who doesn't simultaneously give him butterflies and make him pee himself.


He's such an incredibly huge failure at first impressions, even the Matchmaker can't watch. And you know she's seen all manner of bad first dates.


Teen Date: A water balloon? Really? You are SO immature!


Gosh, man, that sucks.


Maybe the second time'll be the charm...?


Or, you know, not.


Phil: Ew, don't touch me!


Shelley isn't faring much better.


Hmm... Potential.


Phil: *concentrates*

Phil's Stubble: *grows*


Phil: Haha, cool!


Phil: Lalala lala!


Phil: Beautiful Countess, oh how I love her!


Phil: And yet, she disgusts me...





Phil: *is vamped*


Phil: So I growl like this? Blah!


Countess: Nonono, more claw hands.

Phil: Okay. BLAH!


Phil: FEAR ME, MORTAL.


Phil: How was that?


Countess: That was much better, love. *kisses*


Phil: Hey, thanks! Now... could you, like, leave maybe? You give me the heebie-jeebies.



Dormie: Hey, what gives? I thought you lot didn't eat.

Phil: But... it's mac and cheese.


Phil: *JAMES DEEEEEAAAANNNSSS*


LOL, goof ball.

Because I love sim genetics:

Phil either has his Great Grandpa Brandon's or his mother's red hair. George's red gene was gone by Gen 3. Yes, I'm being that technical. Yes, I am insane. (Click here for more Gissing genetics.)



Phil: Um, I don't feel so goo--


Phil: *POOFS*






Phil: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!


Phil is still ~conflicted~. On one hand, being a vampire is badass. On the other hand, he scares the bejeebers out of himself.


So he decides to end it all.


Phil: OMG, I'm sparkling! KILL ME NOW.



Phil: Phew. That was a close one.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

Baby Sandra is now Toddler Sandra.


And the store is still going strong.


Jarod the Customer: I can't get this darned door open.

Matty: Good job, genius. It's locked.

(See also: Jarod)




Sandra proves she is made of braver stock than me.



Birfday!


Aaaand we're back. Phil got a hair cut.





And he continues to have absolutely no luck at all with women. Even Great Aunt Marsha thinks he's pathetic.


Gilbert Jacquet seems to like him all right.


Yeah, no. Guess not.


Hi, Phil. Nice hair.


Shelley: I see little green men in your future.

Phil: Shells, isn't that getting a bit old?


Gratuitous hot tub shot.


Phil: Why do I feel like some sort of life-changing event is about to be thrust upon me?


I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about...


...no idea.