Mead Valley Asylum, Part 3

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So, that cliffhanger-fire at the end of the last update? Yeah, false alarm. Randy was home and he got right on it.


Jack: Hey, guys, just use this as a lesson to live each day as if it's your last. 'Cause with Leslie, you never know.


Nice... turkey, Buster.

Buster: And I even brined it just like AB did in Romancing the Bird. Turkey is good eats.

Well, I'm glad you're taking Jack's advice to make each day count.


What's wrong, Jadis?

Jadis: I think I've fallen for Randy, but we'll never be together. Not with Leslie around.


Randy: She can't stop our love!


Leslie: Wanna bet?


Leslie: Ooh, pretty fire...


Toby: OMG, Leslie, what are you doing?!

Leslie: Why didn't I think of this before? Look at it burn!


Leslie: This is so cool.

Everyone else (except for Rose and Maddie, who are sleeping):  *panics and swarms fire like moths*


Toby: Oh, crap, Randy's not home!

Leslie: I wonder how long it'll take to reach the espresso machine...


Toby: Buster, get behind me, you'll be safer!


Leslie: It's almost made it, yay!


Toby: Buster, noooo, I told you to stay behind me!


Buster: HAAALP!!!


Jack: I've got you, Bust-- OH CRAP IT'S GOT ME!!!


Jadis: ZOMG, MY BUTT'S ON FIRE!


Leslie: Damn it, Randy's back.

Toby: Who's that over there?


Randy: What did you do, Leslie?! What did you do?!

Leslie: I don't know, I don't know, I forgot how much I loved espresso and now it's gone.


Toby: NO, NOT BUSTER, TOO!

Grimmie: He'll be fine, mortal.

Toby: BUT HE'S ON FIRE!

Grimmie: He will be fine. And I hope this will teach your mostly benevolent creator to LEAVE THE BLOODY MICROWAVE BROKEN. Gah!


The Aftermath.

Yes, with a capital A. Damn you, Leslie.

All right, then. Let's have a moment of silence for poor Jack Dawsim and Jadis.

...


Toby: Oh, Buster...


AND I HOPE YOU DROWN IN THE PUDDLE!


Joe: Your little boyfriend almost died, hehe.

Leave him alone, you arse!


Toby: Buster could have died! D:


Randy: How could you do that, Leslie?

Leslie: Because I love you, Randy, and I don't want anyone to come between us.

Randy: If I promise we can be together, will you promise not to kill anyone else?

Leslie: Yes.


I'm disgusted, Randy.


Jack! :(


Rose: I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go.



Gee, I wonder why they grew up badly...




Since Maddie doesn't speak, I'll handle this one:

SHE KILLED YOUR GIRLFRIEND, HOW COULD YOU?!

But, then again, she could be picking on you because she hates your pjs, who knows?



Nice undies.


Boy, she's really hating on you, isn't she?



I have nothing good to say so I'll just shut up.


Rose: What's all the commotion in the bathroom?


Rose: Ooh, tingly...


Old Rose: A little closer to seeing Jack again... *sigh*


Randy didn't have to wait to see Jadis again.


OK, I, um... I think this picture speaks for itself.


Leslie: *is the Phantom of the Opera*


Maxed Logic. One step closer to freedom.


Would you play punch you punch me with a killer?

And now for synchronized pants-wetting:





Leslie: I'm such a poor excuse for a serial killer.

Maddie: *admires thought bubbles*
 

Toby: I love the smell of soiled serial killer in the morning.


Old Rose is losing it.


Maxed... something that needs to be maxed for Mad Scientist.


Still losing it.


They seem to be enjoying themselves a bit too much.


Old Rose: Bye, Randy!




Cooking!


Randy: We're almost out of here, you crazy murdering whackjob!

Leslie: mmnbmbnmmn


Toby: This is disturbing.


Everybody point and laugh at Leslie, the incontinent pyromaniac!


Old Rose: Hey, Randy, how's it going?

Randy: Hey, Rose...


Randy: ...it's going awesome.


Success. And Randy's got a little something up his sleeve for later. But first...


Toby: Buster, I love you more than grilled cheese.





Awww.

Wedding Spam:






Toby and Buster are the first to leave.





Jack: I know this feeling. I'm solid again. I'm alive!


Old Rose: Oh, Jack...


Old Rose: This tingly feeling is somewhat familiar...


Rose: Hey, Jackie...





Guess it's not his pjs...


Randy: Hey, what gives?


Randy: I'm sorry, love, if I brought you back, she'd just kill you again.


Jadis: That wacko is still ruining things for me, even in the afterlife!


Jadis: Well, we'll just see about that...


Jadis: Don't you ever go near Randy again, do hear me? Or you won't be the only killer around here, mark my words.

Leslie: ZOMG, OK, I'll never go near him, I'll let him go!


Leslie: I just realized I love you and I never want to spend a day without you.



So Maddie was hating on Randy because she was jealous...?


Jadis: Now that's more like it.




Randy: Hello.

Hi, Randy. Guess what? Leslie and Maddie just got married and moved out.

Randy: They... what?

Yeah, so now you're free to... you know.





The End.

Comments

[simmy549.livejournal.com]

Aww... yay! Toby/Buster OTP XD
This was funny. I thought it would go for longer than that, but oh well! There should be more asylum stories, asylums are awesome. =D

[quean-of-swords.livejournal.com]

Aw, happy ending! I'm glad that Jadis got to come back. (Lovely name choice for her, by the way. ^^)

I have to retry my Pfferneuse asylum. It was so much fun.

Best Ending!!

[franwi.livejournal.com]

Wow, that was great! I loved the excitement of the fire and Leslie wiping out Jadis to get to Randy. I was thinking Buster was doomed, too, glad he survived with only 3rd degree burns over most of his body. Toby still loved him anyway, and that's what matters! LOL. Synchronized pants-wetting was hilarious. It was crazy to see them all grow old before Randy could get his LTW. I don't think they would have lasted too long if he hadn't accomplished it when he did. That was a fantastic ending. I was all "WAH?!" when Randy didn't bring Jadis back right away. Glad Jadis put Leslie in her place. *applauds* Congrats on getting (most) of them out of there alive! ;)