Gissing Legacy, 3.1

[hjsnapepm]

Last time, Harry and the Gissing girls were joined in college by their cousin Harriet and Ricky Cormier.


They switched dorms because there were too many people to look after in that giant place. This is how they reacted to the move.

Karen and Gwen: Oh, Ricky!

Ricky: Boy, Harriet is so smokin' I don't even have to look at her to feel the heat.

Harry: *grins like an idiot*


Why hello, Mr Smiley Stalker Man.


Harry: Isn't love grand?


Harriet: LOL morning sickness.


Ricky: Something doesn't seem quite right about her...


(Guess who found out how to turn on mirror reflections?)

So, Harry, now that you're in love with Brenda, are you giving up your dream of woohooing 20 sims?


Harry: Oh, no, I'm totally still doing that.

But, Brenda...?

Harry: She supports my lifestyle. You wouldn't understand.

Well, I never!


Hi, Gwen! What's up?

Gwen: Oh, just doing a little plotting, that's all. Have to practice if I'm gonna be a Criminal Mastermind someday.


Karen, you're plotting, too? I thought you wanted to be Captain Hero...

Karen: Might as well sow my wild oats while I still can, right?

These two are definitely up to something.


Ricky: Boy, she's sexy when she's popping. Hang on-- POPPING?


Ricky: Goodbye, Harriet, my love.

And so Harriet Dalton walked back home (no, seriously, she walked all the way home) and gave birth to a son:

James Dalton. Ricky's skin, both parents' green eyes and black hair. I almost dropped Ricky out with Harriet, but when she walked off the lot I panicked and thought she'd disappeared, so I quit the dorm to see where she ended up and left him there. And when I played the dorm again, well... you'll see.


Harry?

Harry: Yes?

Why are you smiling?

Harry: I'm in love.

Please don't say that while staring at your sisters.


That's not much of an improvement, Mr Smiley. Stalking Ricky in the shower, really!


What are you doing, Ricky?

Ricky: Making you glad I didn't drop out of college.

And he's right:


Karen: Boy, Ricky's sexy when he's making out with my not-quite-sister.


Karen: I think I'll flirt with him.

Gwen: You go, girl!


Ricky: Hmm, I could get used to this...


Karen: Can it be my turn again now, please?


Ricky: Well, I suppose there's enough of me to go around...

Gwen: Hehe, isn't he something?

Meanwhile:

Harry: *ZZZZ* Clouds. *ZZZZ*


Where's Gwen?


Ah, I see. She's in bed. Harry's bed.

Will the loss of her partner in crime stop Karen?


Karen: Heck no!



Karen: Now that I think about it, though, I'm really tired.


That's not your bed either, Karen! This wouldn't bother me nearly as much if their little game of Ricky-swapping hadn't been preceded by a family kiss. AND THEY'RE NOT MARKED AS FAMILY!


Gah!


Moving time again.


To their very own Greek house.


Trolling for pledges.


What's this? I turn my back for one second and Gwen made out with Aiden Fancey, there.


You see Aiden on the stairs? He and Gwen just sneaked their very first woohoo right past me.


Gwen: So you want to be my slave pledge?


Ricky: Who wants pizza?

I love Greek houses. I'd never played one before.


Caught you! Hang on, that's not Gwen...


The autonomy of these guys amazes me.


Karen: Look, my alien daddy's come to meet you!


Aiden: Something tells me I've been had.


Yep.


Mitch Indie, pledge, something/20.


First victim successful pledge.


Karen: What do you mean, our lives remind you of The Truman Show?



Mitch: I'm naked. :D


Harry: Nice arse.


Harry: Hey, Mr Llama, look over there.

Mr Llama: ...Huh?



Harry: *laughs maniacally*

Mr Llama: mnbvnbvvnb


Harry: See, that wasn't so bad...


Mr Llama: AHHHHHH!!! *crashes into hidden camera*


Made over Aiden.


Not your bed.


Better, but still not yours.


Not... Aw, hell, who cares?


Awwww.


Cheerleader: Goooo, shower!


The stupid, it hurts!


*facepalm*


Mascot fight!


Looks like that was a fight over a water balloon.


Gwen: Hey, Harry. Smashing your sister's face in? Cool.


That's a pretty full table.


Not your bed. And you've never woohoo'd Harry so you've got no excuse.



A... grill. Gee, thanks.


Wii Cow.


These two are all over each other.


All. The. Time.

(Not. Your. Bed.)


Cow: Look out the window, your bother is kissing a llama!


Karen: We're on the second floor, how could you--



Aiden/Gwen spam:




Gwen: Hey, I just got engaged over here!


Ricky: OMG, you're naked!

Karen: So are you, dear.

Extreme Video Game Spectating, Season Two:




The End.


Look, I know you were lovers once, but STOP IT!


Gwen and Aiden know whose bed is whose. (Finally.)


Harry: I... probably shouldn't have kissed him right then.


Mitch: How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me.

Harry: Woah, dude, I never said I loved you!

Mitch: What...? I... GRR!!!


Mitch: Excuse me, there's happy lovey-dovey people in the way of my self-pity!


Mitch: They have absolutely no regard for my feelings.


Gwen: Hot tub woohoo, Karen and Ricky kissing, what could be better?


Ricky: You can have my right hand...


Ricky: And you can have my left.

Gwen: You're so sexy when Karen kisses you.


Harry: So you want to make Mitch jealous?


*sigh*


Mitch: Damned boyfriend thief, I'll show him.



Max: I was hoping he would come to this conclusion sooner or later.




Dormie: Damn, Mitch, your boyfriend is smokin'!

Mitch: Why, I oughta...!


Mitch: Will you marry me?

Max: Took you long enough!


Max and Mitch: I'll love you forever.


Max and Mitch: But, damn, Harry is sexy!


He's also one closer to his LTW.

Comments

[franwi.livejournal.com]

Haha! Ricky's a total manwhore at my university, too. ;)

Mr Llama: AHHHHHH!!! *crashes into hidden camera*
I laughed so hard at that!

Max and Mitch: But, damn, Harry is sexy!
Hee, I'm sensing a threesome in their future.

That was a lot of romancing!

[miseenplace07.livejournal.com]

Hey I was checking out your page from the posts over at We Love Alton and I see you SIM!!
Awesome!
I'm a big time simmer too, but I haven't played in months.
Love your legacy!
I saw the Asylum challenge too. I tried one, never again lol :D

[hjsnapepm.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I really need to update my legacy. I'm almost a full generation ahead in playing.

I must be a masochist because I loved the Asylum challenge. You inadvertently gave me an awesome idea for my second Asylum challenge, by the way. I actually just spent a few hours crafting my new victims patients. Can't wait to get started playing...

[hjsnapepm.livejournal.com]

A little teaser: