Narrows, 1.0

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This fellow here is Ramp Narrows, created by stakeit_uk and named after a street sign. As per the suggested stats, he is Knowledge and Neat, Shy, Active, Serious, and Nice. His LTW is to max all 7 skills.

And here is his ginormous empty lot. (I haz clouds?)

Oh, look! A house! I wonder where that came from...

Ramp: I hope one day I'll have enough money for a big screen TV.

Ramp: And maybe a chess set.

Ramp: But I really want a big screen TV.

Ramp: Oh, oh! And a teddy bear!!!

Note to self: Delete creepy geneticized eyes.

My, what big hands you have, Rampy...

Our first walk-by is Flamboyant Carrot Top.

I think I love his evil face.

Silly nice sim. You're in over your head with FCT.

And he's a neat freak, too.

Does anyone really put salt/pepper on a bologna sandwhich?

FCT's company leaves much to be desired.

Luckily, the welcome wagon arrives to break up the awkwardness. Look! It's katu_sims's Paine Dork. (I <3 the Dorks!) I think she and Ramp will get along swimmingly.

Or, you know, not.

Ramp: What's her problem? I dunno, Ramp. Maybe she's playing hard to get.

Match made in heaven, these two.

Ramp: Hehe, I like her. You like her so you pick on her. What are you, twelve?

Ramp: Boobies! Yep, twelve.

Ramp: You're pretty...

Ramp: Could I, teehee, give you a backrub?

Paine: You are one sexy piece of sim meat.

Paine: Almost as sexy as I am.

Ramp: *mwah mwah mwah mwah*

Paine: Ooh, ouch, my shoulder...

Ramp: Here, let me kiss it better. FCT: This is new.

Ramp: Baby, you're so sexy when you hug another man.

Ramp: You're pretty. Paine: Why, thank you! Again! FCT: Oh, this is amazing...

FCT: But it would be really cool if you kissed him.

Paine: You know, that could be arranged. FCT: Really???

Paine and Ramp: *make out* FCT: Yussss.

I really love this picture.

Ramp: Baby, you're so sexy when you're getting smashed in the face with a pillow.

FCT: OMG, yes.

*snort*

Paine: ZOMG, no hugs, are you serious?

Ramp: Call me, baby. Paine: Hard to get works every time!

I'd make a fandom-y Harry Potter joke, but I don't have it in me.

FCT: Sooooo, your boyfriend. Mind if I borrow him sometime?

Paine: OMG, that's why he wanted me to kiss him.

Paine: I think I'm gonna be sick.

Paine: So, you think Ramp is sexy, too, huh?

FCT: Well... yes.

FCT: And I think he's naked in the next room.

Paine: Don't leave me alone with him ever again!

Ramp: He's watching us right now, isn't he?

Ramp and Paine: Ewwwww.

Paine: He's still watching, isn't he? Ramp: Yep. Paine: Maybe I should go. Ramp: That's probably for the best.

His dreams were full of Paine. Gosh, that sounds wrong. And now for the Many Facial Expressions of Ramp Narrows:

Making cereal.

Eating cereal. (Don't worry, it gets better.)

Reading.

Committing flamingo-cide.

Ramp: Bloody flamingo is sticky though my bloody foot. Rawr.

Off to work.

Promotion. This has been Many Facial Expressions of Ramp Narrows.

Ramp makes up for lost time with Paine. ...still sounds wrong.

And she agrees to move in with him, bringing with her... money. I don't remember how much.

The family that cleans together... Oh, I don't know.

This is going to be the beginning of a beautiful stalkership.

But they're cute so I'll let them be. For now.