Narrows, 1.1

[hjsnapepm]

Last time, Ramp Narrows moved into a luxurious home, met his future wife, and made a wonderfully loyal friend. When we left them, Ramp and Paine were...

Er... carry on.

Ramp continues to be made of win. Engagement/Wedding Spam

Paine: Time to get started on those six kids I want to marry off. Ramp: Oh, dear...

Paine: Honey, I think I'm-- Ramp: Can this wait, sweetie? I'm busy skilling.

Paine: What is my life? Hang on...

Paine: *shoves Ramp out of the way* Oooooh...

Paine: Dum de dum dum, cleaning the toilet, dum de dum...

Paine: Blargh!

Paine: Hey, honey!

Awww, he doesn't mind her pukie vomit breath.

Powerful kisses, yes?

Ramp: You really are incredibly attractive.

They do say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Ramp: *continues to win*

Paine: *continues to pop*

Family mad Paine wants kids NAO. This is Neville.

Paine: I'm incredibly attractive.

Neville: You know what? You really are!

Ramp: Who is this kid? He's your son.

Ramp: Oh, no! No, he's not! I'm not listening, lalalala. Neville: What did I do? Ramp...

Ramp: Oh, fine. Rock Paper Scissors, son?

Neville: Oh, yeah! Ramp: Argh!

Ramp: Best two out of three?

Transitional Paper Airplane

You better not be in labor, you bloody twit!

ajsfkljakjsjasksdkfas Bathroom birth is programmed into the game, isn't it?

It's a girl!

Meet Prominence Narrows. She's got her parents' gray eyes, Ramp's black hair and a geneticized pale skintone.

Oh, look! Incompetent nanny!

With a funny name!

Oh, look! Incompetent nanny's alien clone!

Ramp: You're really very attractive.

Ramp: And you smell amazing.

Biological Baby #2 on the way. Remember Flamboyant Carrot Top? As it turns out, he had a good relationship with Paine. I decided that he would make a lulzy addition to the Narrows household, so I had Paine invite him over and ask him to move in. You'd think he'd do anything to get closer to his favorite couple, wouldn't you? Well...

FCT: Whoa, Paine, I'm not that kind of sim.

FCT: Absence makes the heart grow fonder, Paine...

Paine: You sure you don't want to move in? FCT: ZOMG, no! (I really really like you guys, though.) Alien Nanny: If I close my eyes, my evil twin will go away.

FCT: (Really like you.)

Alien delivery boy. (Yes, this is a pointless picture.)

Townie: Hi. Neville: Hi. You want some?

Townie: I want some o' that!

Bio Child #2 Pop!

Neville: Hey, can I show you-- Townie: Leave me alone, little boy. I'm trying to spy--um, admire your lovely windows.

Paine: You know, I'm pregnant. With Ramp's child. You know, Ramp? My husband?

Townie: You don't have to sit on the floor, Rampy, there's room up here for three. Paine: I'm going to kill her. :)

Townie: Yay, birthday! (OMG, he's beautiful!) Ramp: Why does Paine keep letting these people in our house?

She's got the ears! My first successfully passed down set of elf ears.

Prominence: Who is this lady and why is she following my daddy?

D'awww.

I think Ramp must give off a Stalk Me pheromone.

Neville: Since you spend so much time around here, I guess that makes us friends, huh? Townie: No.

Neville: This doesn't bode well for my future with women, does it?

Potty training faces, FTW!

Well, isn't that precious?

I'm glad you did that before putting that on the stove.

Moar kids!

He's part alien, squee!

See, that's a much better way to greet your new children.

Neville: Mother! Oh beautiful mother! I got an A!

Yeah.

McKinney: I'm already potty trained and everything! Neville: OMG, really?

Ramp: Another one? Neville: Fish!

OK, all kinds of cuteness here.

D'awww. And now for Family Bonding Over Spaghetti.

This has been Family Bonding Over Spaghetti.

Ramp: Say daddy. Prominence: NO! Ramp: Please? Prominence: NO!

Prominence: Daddy?

Neville: When you grow up and go to school, you get to learn all sorts of stuff, like geometry... McKinney: And geography...

Yay, it's not in the bathroom this time!

Ramp: Oh my gosh, sweetie, you're in labor!

Ramp: Well, it looks like you've got everything under control here...

It's a boy! Road Narrows, dad's hair, mum's skin and both parents' gray eyes.

Comments

[katu.livejournal.com]

Ramp: Say daddy.
Prominence: NO!
Ramp: Please?
Prominence: NO!
Prominence: Daddy?
LMFAO. Awesome.

Prominence is adorable. And her name is awesome! :D

[hjsnapepm.livejournal.com]

Thank you. :) Her name was picked by opening a dictionary to a random page and pointing at a word. My little brother turned it into a game, so we have a huge list of random word names that I'm using for most sims in this legacy.