Narrows, 1.5

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Last time, Prominence had an affair with Ramp's BFF Lawson, she and McKinney developed an inappropriate relationship with each other, baby Xenu was born, and Road was adorable. Then, the older Narrows kids headed to uni, leading us to...



...Prom breaking in the new dorm with her Faildancing™.

We interrupt this Faildancing™ session to bring you Young Puffy-Vesters in Love:



Now back to your regularly scheduled Faildancing™.


Mickey-D: Dude, your sister's kind of weird.

Road: I know.

Road and Mickey-D celebrate their engagement with some dancing of their own.



Melody: Hey, Prominence! I think there's someone here to see you!


Indeed there is! It's abbycat900's Michael Dale. I guess I should probably say that Prom's heir, huh? Anyway, I was tempted to pick someone else for heir and let her have Lawson because she seemed so fond of him, but she never rolled any wants related to him after she moved to uni, so I figured I'd give her a shot. And I'm glad I did, because... well, you'll see. ;)


Aw... He Faildances, too!



They hit it off right away. Melody, however, is not pleased.


Melody: Take your PDA elsewhere or I shall pwn you with my Hand of Epic Proportions!


Michael: I have some money saved up.


Michael: And I'm an athlete. But that's only to keep me in shape until I can get my dream job.

His dream job? Criminal Mastermind.

Her dream job? Captain Hero.

This'll be fun. >:}


Michael: Is she gonna kiss me? I hope she's gonna kiss me. I just hope the girl with the giant hand isn't around. She reminds me of old Crumplebottom. *shudders*


Melody: Look, McKinney, I need you to talk to your sister about carrying on all over the dorm. She's got one of the rooms with a double bed, she should use it.


McKinney: So, Prom, about this new boyfriend of yours...


Road invited his daddy over for dinner. Awwwww...

And now for some Inappropriate Dinner Conversation:

Mickey-D: So, McKinney... Have you and Mel woohoo'd yet?

Road: Prom has. I saw it.


McKinney: *voice cracks* Woohoo'd? Gee, uh, I, uh...


McKinney: That's kind of private... Right, Prom?


Prom: Sure, sure. Maybe it's not something we should discuss over dinner.


Prom: How about Mum? Isn't she incredibly sexy?


Road: She definitely is.

Melody: Aw, hell. If you can't beat 'em...


Melody:...join 'em.


Melody: (And try to brain the one who asked about my love life.)



Bathroom Stalking, The Next Generation.


McKinney: So, yeah, that's Prom's new boyfriend Michael. He's pretty cool.

Ramp: You mean she's not with Lawson anymore? *plus plus*

Meanwhile, back at Chez Narrows...

Xenu is now a child.


He enjoys playing tag...


Ridiculing his half-brother Boxcar...


Rejecting human affection...


And plotting world domination. What else do you expect from an aspiring Evil Overlord?



I think he has successfully broken Boxcar's will and recruited him as a minion.


Paine: I think your sons are out in the backyard planning the destruction of simkind.

Ramp: That's nice, dear.


Birthdays! Boxcar and Bougainvillea teenify...


...while Xenu studies normal sim interaction so as to better blend in with the species until the time is right.


Boxcar and Bougainvillea: *scarf down cake*

Xenu: *stare stare stare*


WTF?


...


Looks like Vill made a 'friend.' ;)

And so I leave you with:

Teen Xenu!

*dun DUN DUN*


Notes: I'm going to have to come up with some sort of an update schedule, because before too long, the Narrows and the Greens end up at uni at the same time. And in the same dorm. Hopefully, I'll finagle something.

Next Narrows update? 2.0! *SHOCK HORROR*

Comments

[katu.livejournal.com]

LOL @ "the girl with the giant hand." XD Melody is awesome. As is Xenu! <3

Ridiculously late comment is ridiculously late.

[hjsnapepm.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Since he isn't heir, I have plans for Xenu in another of my legacies. MUAHAHAHA!!1!