Narrows, 2.2

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Previously:
Marriage. Infidelity. Violence. Villainy. Childbirth.

Currently:
Spare weddings!



Neville's none too pleased with his sister's display of affection.

Neville: Dad spied on me through his blasted telescope fifteen years ago and did you try to stop him? NO! You did nothing! You are dead to me.


Prom: Geez, dude. I'm sorry.


Weddings prove to be as much an aphrodisiac as ever.





McKinney and Oh-My-Gosh-I-Forgot-Her-Name-Again tie the knot.


Ramp: Congratulations, son!

Paine: Three down, three to go...



The Narrows hang out with the wedding crashers: Gilbert, his mum and Malcolm Llaannddggrraabb. (I can never remember which letter's doubled.)


Oh-My-Gosh-I-Still-Don't-Remember-Her-Name, that is in no way appropriate. (Edit: AHA! Melody Tinker.)


Honeymoon time.



Xenu and Boxcar are having a Double Wedding of Pure Cool and World Domination.



First up, Boxcar and Carlotta.


Ramp: Xenu, my boy, you sure know how to pick 'em. *wolf whistles*


McKinney: DAYUM, Xenu, your girl is fine.



Boxcar's still impossibly cute when he shy!flirts.


Oi, McKinney, stop that right now. There'll be no admiring here.


Xenu: Hey, guys... kind of getting married here. Hello?


Wedding Guests: *ignore Xenu's wedding*


Prom: Husband.

Michael: Wife.

Ooh, tension. I like.

Xenu and Boxcar Cool Spam:





Oh, Xenu. Even when you fail, you win.


Ramp: I was worried that maybe Paine was pregnant again...


Ramp: ...but it turns out she's too old for--

Paine: RAMP!


Honeymoon ti--


...um. Where are your wives?

Boxcar and Xenu: Oops.



Boxcar and Xenu: Kiss me, brutha!

Okay. Now that that's over with...


Look at the idyllic family loading screen. Lies, I tell you. LIES.


My first Photobucket censored picture. *wipes away tear* I'm so proud. Although, I have the bloody censor blur on, so this is more than a little ridiculous.


Michael: It's OK, Retail. Daddy's got you.


Michael: GAH! Prom! Must you woohoo in every bed in the house?!


Michael: *fumes* 8-)


Michael: *breaks up with Prom* *for the children*

Lawson: Gosh, Prom's hot when she's being divorced.


Michael: You have been neglecting your daughter--


Michael: --because of that man.


Michael: I'm not going to put up with it anymore.



Gee, Lawson sure is concerned about his lover's mental state.






Oh, what havoc you have wrought...

Michael: I love being evil.

You look like a mime.

Michael: Shut up.


Prom and Lawson: *conspire*


Prom: *fulfills childhood dream*

Ramp: *is bipolar approves*




Michael: BWAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!1!


Paine: Family! I have returned! Kind of early! Because I was demoted!


Paine: WAHHH, I was demoted...


Awww... What a sweet little aspiring criminal mastermind...


Prom and Lawson finally get married. Guess who's really, and I mean really, happy about it?


Yep, Paine's got her LTW.


The PB censor strikes again.


A for effort, Xenu, A for effort.


Birthday for Retail.


She's got elf ears (not surprising) and daddy's nose.


See ya, Zee.


Lawson: I love you, Prominence.

Prom: I love you, too, dear.



D'aww.


Michael: I'm sorry I was so hard on you, Prom. We have a beautiful little girl and we should be a good example for her.


Prom: That's really sweet of you, Michael.


Birthday for Ramp!


He's not too pleased. Heh.


But he's hopeful Paine will love him, same as always.

Next time: Michael sows his wild oats.

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She rocks that short curly hair and glasses.
You know, she really does. If she hadn't transitioned into the short curly hair, I never would have thought of it.