Green ISBI, 1.3

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Let's start this update off on the right foot, shall we? Modesty is vying for the Most Haz Fail award in the Simmies, can you tell?


Theresa, learn to sleep on your own damn bed or you'll live to regret it. /foreshadowing


Does this strike anyone else as an attempt to escape Casa de ISBI? I hope she finds a way to cool off before it's too late...


Yeah, shouldn't have worried.




Theresa: Ah, the sweet smell of future therapy sessions!

She's getting back at me because I won't let her be heir.


Poor Kathy decides the heir race isn't worth all the effort and tries to run off with Jacob Black.


Barry's just a little... slow.


Theresa... You. Have. A. Bed.



Play favorites? Who, Wal? No, never...


Theresa makes up for it by turning to her other daddy for affection.


Birthday x 3


Aww, I just want to pinch his little cheeks and admire his interestingly shaped lips.


Steph's got this... permanent shadow thingy under her mouth. I don't care much for her skintone, but I don't know which one it is. :(


Kathy's the only one who grew up well. Prof. Modesty isn't too pleased about it, for whatever reason.


Wal and Theresa have a father-daughter freak out over... becoming best friends?


Barry's haircut gets mixed reviews, lol.


Beaumont: How's a guy supposed to take a sponge bath with all these people hanging around?

Beau, there's this new invention called a shower. In fact, your new house came with one of these state-of-the-art innovations built right in. You should try it some time.


Welcome to the calm before the storm...


Somehow, Steph has got it into her head that if she takes out the frontrunner for heir, she'll get the honor despite her wonky skintone.



Poor, misguided little sim.


Oh, for the love of...!


Looks like Barry is everyone's favorite. That'll make Steph happy, I'm sure.


Kathy: Daddy, can you read to me?

Wal: Go play video games or something, kid. I only read to Barry.


Such a loving father.


Right around here I was thinking, 'It's the first day of school and all four kids are getting on the bus without incident? This ISBI thing ain't so bad!'


And then Paine 'Telescope Magnet' Dork-Narrows threw a wrench in my plans.


Paine: Oi! Pipsqueak! You tell your mother and father and... other father that they're dirty, filthy voyeurs and I hope they rot in hell, you hear me?!


Hey! Where do you think you're going?

Barry: I don't have to go to school, that old lady traumatized me. :D:D


Like fun you don't.


After dropping off the little truant-in-training, Wal has the house to himself and calls up old flame Lavender Narrows, who, being a family sim, has a one track mind.


Then, Prof. Modesty's fail tries to cramp his style.


This one speaks for itself, I think.


o__O This in an interesting development.


Wal: Oh, I see. It's OK if I woohoo other women, but men are off limits, huh? You're a bloody hypocrite!


Barry: *fumes over Paine*


Theresa: *chases after Glitch Bus*


Who is that farting simultaneously with Beaumont?


Why, it's Theresa, all teenified and stuff. Barry, stop checking out your half-sister's butt right now, or I'll start rethinking that heir business.


Steph, sensing weakness, ambushes Barry outside the bathroom.


Her strategy continues to backfire.




Beau shows some questionable judgement by clumsily attempting to seduce Modesty. She's having none of it.


Still, he persists. Because you know he'd never use the shower otherwise.


This is... odd. I'm gonna go with hate woohoo. Either that or Beau turned her on.

(I managed to sneak one of these by earlier in the update. *shrugs*)


Theresa's hormones have kicked in, lol.


Or she's REALLY grateful to him for bringing her new kitty. This is Tommy.


Remember O, She of the Cheating Double Standard?


Yeah, she's back. And Wal's about to take her to task over it, by the looks of it.


I don't think she's gonna forget that lesson any time soon.


Current Legacy Stats:
Torch-Holders(founders/heirs): 1
Perma-Plat Sims: 0
Shrink Visits: 3
Social Bunny Visits: 2
Fires: 2
Self-Wettings: 2
Pass-Outs (Floor/Plate): 5/2
Fights: 2 (I only count all-out brawls, not slapfests)
Deaths: 0
Social Worker Visits: 0
Alien Abductions: 0


Next time: The sibling rivalry continues as the kids move closer to teenhood. Will the tide ever turn in Steph's favor or will Barry continue to pummel her at every opportunity? And will Kathy ever do anything memorable at all? Only time will tell.