Narrows, 2.3

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Last time, Xenu, Boxcar and McKinney got hitched, Michael divorced Prom, Photobucket was prudish and Prom married Lawson as she vowed to since childhood.


Prom reminisces about the five minutes of happy marriage with Michael before she cheated on him. And I'm not even exaggerating much.


Michael's such a good daddy to Retail.


Paine: Phwoar! Bad boys are HOT.


Ramp: Phwoar! My wife lusting after another man is HOT.


If it works for them, hey, who can complain?


Michael: *puts his revenge plot against Lawson into action*










Seduction of Ex-wife: 95% complete



See, I told you he was a good daddy. He set aside his nefarious plot to tend to Retail's needs.


OK, so he's not perfect. :/ Oh, look!


Michael: *hopes his cool will make you forget he just tossed his baby girl through the ceiling*


Ramp: *retires*


Now he can dedicate himself to the pursuit of Knowledge. Yes, with a capital K.


Now that Michael's plan has been set into action, there's no turning back.




Lawson: *zzzz* I can play guitar, too. *zzzz* Don't leave me, Prom. *zzzz*

Hours later...


Lawson: *zzzz*


Maybe it's the honesty that keeps him from freaking out? Dunno.


Ramp: *maxes Charisma*


Ramp: *enjoys this way, WAY too much*


Retail: HAHA, more Daddy! HAHAHA, wow, I'm gonna puke!


lol


Seduction of Ex-wife: 97% complete


Birthday!


Michael: YUSSS, she's not gonna puke on me anymore.




Paine: Look, Prom, no hands!


Paine: Isn't this amazing, Prom? Prom?

Prom: Yeah, yeah, that's great, Mum.


Paine: OMG, he's right behind me, isn't he? :( My tummy hurts.


Michael: Mother-in-law! *hugs*

Paine: OMG, he's hugging me, he's hugging me! I think I'm going to faint!






Michael: *tries to rid Paine of her crush*




Michael: *fails*

Elsewhere, Oedipus complexes are formed.





Birthday for Paine.


Ramp: My wife is finally in the same age group as me again. I must prepare!




I take it she likes stink?


Lawson: I have this sick, uncomfortable feeling in the pit of my stomach. It's almost as if--


Lawson: *BURRRP* Ah, that's better.


Lawson: Welcome home, dear. *kisses*

Michael: :):):)


Michael: I still got it.

Skilling Picspam:




LOL, poor Ramp.



With the seduction of Prom well under way, Michael seizes the opportunity to sow his wild oats, while he still can.


That bad boy image really has a lot of pull.


A lot.


Prom: I stole Michael's old uniform. What do you say we, uh...





Ramp: *has reached Knowledge Sim Nirvana.*