Thoughts while watching Dexter, Episodes 405-412

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405
Took me a ridiculously long time to psych myself up to watch this. Enough bloody fatal neck wounds, 'kay?

406
Deb's reminding me of Miss Parker again. Not so much young and awkward Parker anymore. More like Lundy's death was the catalyst for her to possibly become the hardened, icy adult Parker we met at the beginning of Pretender. It's interesting to watch.

I'm really not a fan of Maria/Angel, but Maria wearing his hat is love.

407
'Let's all welcome back Detective Fucking Morgan.' LOL, Maria.

'What did I like to do when I was twelve? ...OK, then, moving on.' LOL, Dexter.

Who the hell is Trinity building a coffin for? Himself? Hmm.

Ah-ha! I knew the photographer sounded sincere when he denied killing anyone.

408
Don't like Quinn. Really. He bugs the hell out of me.

Is Trinity freaking out because the ashes are almost gone? I don't quite get him. Which is good.

Trinity is everything Miguel wasn't. He killed my favorite character, he's completely creepy, I should hate him, but... I hated Miguel more. I wanted him dead more. I've been in a bad place mentally for dealing with Dexter lately, so I credit John Lithgow's performance for dragging me right back into this when I really, really wasn't sure I'd be able to enjoy the rest of the season.

Gosh, Quinn. Ew.

It seems like every episode Maria grows on me. Which is strange considering how much I disliked her in season one. I'm incredibly glad they didn't follow the first book too closely.

Quinn, pull your freaking pants up. Gosh. What's the point to wearing a belt if your pants are halfway down your butt?

I don't trust Journalist Lady (Christine?) as far as I can throw her. (I think I'm holding more of a grudge against her and Quinn about Lundy than I am against Trinity. Why, brain? Why?)

Oh my gosh, Arthur, that dance! XD

Aw, crap. Autopsy photos. Knew it was only a matter of time.

Arthur... you're losing it.

Well, if it wasn't Trinity... I... don't have to feel as strange about kinda sorta liking Arthur? Nice wound make up, BTW.

Rita and Neighbor Guy? Hmm...

Ha! He was gonna kill himself.

When's Deb gonna remember the missing Lundy notes?

409
WTH, Arthur?

Poor Jonah... he sounds pretty fucked up.

Who is the actress playing Sally, Arthur's wife? I can't find her on IMDB and she looks incredibly familiar.

Deb censoring herself? LOL

Yeah, not liking Arthur anymore. Holy shit. D:

Goodness, saw Rebecca coming onto Dex a mile away.

Where did Rebecca get her dark brown eyes? That's what I comment on in that crazy scene? Been playing Sims too much. Bloody hell, Dex.

Fucking Christine. Bloody fucking shit damn, fucking bloody sjakfhjhsfjhgs!!1!

Why would she...? I don't... OH! HOLY SHIT.

410
Don't follow so close, Dex. You're making me nervous.

Freaking creep, Arthur. Why a kid? He gonna kill him before he gets 'corrupted' like Jonah?

Oh, like Arthur!

Can't call him Trinity anymore, can we? Quadruple Killer?

You go, Deb. Fuck with her head. Fucking killer.

So Christine is the result of the failed relationship Arthur was talking about. And she, what? Killed Lundy because he was getting too close to catching daddy?

Slick bastard, Arthur is. Sick bastard, too.

Is he gonna kill Christine, too? Maybe? I don't know.

He certainly loves the 'c' word, doesn't he? I don't think I've ever heard it as often as I have from him.

This doesn't feel like it'll end well.

OK, could have done without the ARTHUR!!!!! yell.

Hah, take that, you Lundy killing bitch! It's funny, I held her responsible since she published that article way back before he died, and I held onto the grudge completely irrationally but it turned out she was responsible. Directly, too.

411
OK, the ep title (Hello, Dexter Morgan)? Creeping me out already. Is Arthur about to find out the truth about Kyle Butler?

Poor real Kyle Butler(s).

Crap, dead Kyle. (Oh look, it's Ramsey from Joan!)

'Nother dead Kyle? Whew, it's Dex.

What did Stan do again? I assume he killed someone to deserve Dex's knife.

LOL, confused Arthur is confused.

Stupid Arthur is stupid. Or is he?

OK, she was ready to do something, why did she go along with the Stan lie? She's still protecting Arthur, OH LAWD. Well, that was an interesting turn of events.

Yeah, Arthur's no fool. Getting sloppy, Dex.

Aw, Deb. :'(

He's in the freaking station, OMG. Not a good place for a confrontation.

Take your freaking nametag off, you idiot! *facepalm* Just run right out to meet him with your name round your neck. Bloody hell.

'Hello, Dexter Morgan.'

Can Deb kill Arthur? I'd really like that, still.

412
'What the hell have I done?' Been a complete freaking idiot, that's what you've done, Dex.

Is he gonna let him go? I hope the hell not.

Oh, good. But, like, stop being such a freaking idiot, Dex. STOP IT, YOU IDIOT.

Not a good time, Rita.

Reckless Dexter is not fun Dexter.

Please let it be Laura Moser. Pretty please with sugar on top.

Was that enough tranquilizer? He's a big guy. Not Little Chino big, but still. Just suffocate him now, or something. Fuck your MO.

WTH, Dex!?

Oh, fuck yes, Laura Moser.

What were their names? Ask her what their names were!

Shut the fuck up, Harry.

Yes, Deb. Fuck yes.

LOL, uh oh, Rita.

Are you really surprised he's gone, Dex?

I've been waiting for this for a long, long time. Keep going, Deb.

So now she knows Dex and Rudy/Brian are brothers. Interesting.

Was that Dex's current address or his apartment?

Apartment, then. Can Deb kill him? Please?

LOL, Deb's the little piggy.

In the coffin? Gosh. That was close.

Deb knows something's up. So freaking much. Awesomeness.

Well, that's a creepy foreshadowing.

I love Dex and Deb. So much.

Harry's a fucking hallucination now, Dex, don't base your life on what he says.

What's going on in that head of yours, Debra?

That was almost... kind. Letting him have his music and his train.

Shit, is Rita gonna get into a car accident or something? What happened?

HOLY SHIT. He got her first. Bye, Rita.

Dunno how they'll top this next season. Dunno how they'll follow this up.