Slightly offensive stereotype meme.

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British

[x] You drink a lot of tea.

[x] You know what a brolly is.

[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.

[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.

[x] You use the word “bugger”or the phrase “bloody hell.”

[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.

[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.

[ ] Its football…not soccer.


Total: 4

Australian

[ ] You wear flip flops all year.

[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.

[ ] You love a backyard barbie.

[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.

[x] You love the beach.

[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.

[ ] You’re a sports fanatic.

[ ] You are tanned.

[ ] You’re a bit of a bogan.

[] You have an australian something


Total: 2

Italian

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.

[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.

[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.

[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.

[x] You know Italian songs.

[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian.

[x] You are under 5’10”

[ ] You know what a Italian horn is

[ ] Spaghetti is the best food in the world!

[x] You talk with your hands.


Total: 6


Spanish

[ ] You say member instead of Remember.

[ ] You speak Spanish or some.

[x] You like tacos.

[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.

[ ] You are dark skinned.

[x] You know what a Puta is.

[x] You talk fast occasionally.

[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.

[x] You know what platanos are.


Total: 4

Russian

[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.

[ ] You get short tempered.

[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.

[ ] You get cold easily.

[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.

[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 2



Irish

[ ] You think beer is the best.

[x] You have a bad temper.

[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O’, Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.

[x] You have blue or green eyes.

[x] You like the color green.

[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.

[x] You have a family member from Ireland.

[ ] You have/had blonde hair. 

[x] You have/had freckles.

[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.


Total: 6



African American

[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually 

[ ] You have nappy hair. 

[ ] You like rap. 

[ ] You know how to shoot a gun 

[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. 

[x] You like chicken. 

[ ] You like watermelon. 

[ ] You can dance.

[ ] You can ‘sing’ gospel. 


Total: 1

Asian 

[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.

[x] You like rice a lot.

[ ] You are good at math.

[ ] You have played the piano.

[ ] You have family from asia. 

[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.

[ ] Most people think you’re chinese.

[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.

[ ] You go to Baulko.


Total: 1



German

[x] You like bread.

[x] You think German Chocolate is good.

[ ] You Speak some German.

[x] You know what Schnitzel is.

[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.

[ ] You went to Pre-school.

[x] You’re over 5’2


Total: 4

Canadian

[ ] You like/play/played hockey.

[ ] You love beer.

[ ] You say eh.

[ ] You know what poutine is.

[ ] You speak some french.

[ ] You love Tim Horton’s.

[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.

[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.


Total: 0



American

[ ] You hate foriegners.

[ ] You hate non - Christians.

[x] You’re lazy.

[ ] You are not cultured.

[ ] You hate abortion.

[ ] But love the death penalty.

[ ] You don’t read.

[x] You shop at walmart.

[x] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 3

Result: Tie for Italian/Irish which... is what I am.