Mead Valley Asylum, Part 1
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Welcome to the Mead Valley Asylum, home to some of the most insane residents of Mead Valley. I say 'some' because there is a serial killer or two (or three) roaming free in the neighborhood. Could there be one inside the asylum, too? Well, that's another entry...
Name: Toby the Troll
Aspiration: Pleasure
Committed for: Abuse of bright colors and hair gel
Name: Maddie the Mime
Aspiration: Popularity
Committed for: Locking family in invisible box
Name: Leslie
Aspiration: Pleasure
Committed for: Pink eye
Name: Rose DeSimm Bukater
Aspiration: Fortune
Committed for: Delusional behavior, rambling incoherently
Name: Jadis
Aspiration: Knowledge
Committed for: Impersonating the undead
Name: Jack Dawsim
Aspiration: Romance
Committed for: Piracy
(Right) Name: Buster
Aspiration: Family
Committed for: Busting myths
(Left) Name: Random 'Randy' House
Aspiration: Knowledge
Committed for: Home-wrecking
Home sweet home. Large, airy, somewhat under-equipped, but home.
How do you Iron Chef?
Toby: Ooh, the secret ingredient is oysters! Alton better watch out...
Randy: How can you possibly not like criminals? I'll have you know that if I wasn't going to be a mad scientist, I'd be a criminal mastermind for sure. And I'd do away with you first!
Well, if it isn't our friendly neighborhood vigilante serial killer, Dexter Morgan!
And Elinor Gissing-Dalton and Jan Tellerman-Gissing, as well.
Dexter: So, anyone up for a cruise on the Slice of Life?
Leave it to Toby to want to be engaged to a grilled cheese sandwich.
Rose: I feel like I'm standing in the middle of a crowded room, screaming at the top of my lungs and no one is even looking up.
Dex approves of Elinor's piano playing while Maddie silently hates on Jan.
Toby: He sure eats a lot. Maybe he's pregnant.
Dex: Woot! You tickle those ivories, El!
Jan: Hello, Miss Big-person-in-the-sky Girl! I don't hate anything! What's wrong with me?
Jan, if the asylum gains any vacancies, you'll be the first in line.
Leslie: Hey, you stole my shirt! Give it back!
It's on!
LiarLiarPantsOnFire Lady: Who says you didn't steal my shirt, huh?
Toby: This is why I'm going to marry Miss Cheesy. These people are nuts. I'm allergic to nuts.
Dex: Cut it out, Troll Head! This was just getting interesting!
Elinor: *tickles ivories*
Jan: So I hear blood looks black in the moonlight...
Jack: I'm an amazing artist.
Jack: When we get out of here, I'll immortalize you in marble.
Rose: Yay!
But for now, pillow fighting will have to do.
Toby: Jadis hates Pirate Elf Boy. :D
Dex: If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind.
Dex: If you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt.
(Off Screen) Dex: If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half,
I won't laugh.
(Off Screen) Dex: It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship!
Rose: I saw my whole life as if I had already lived it. An endless parade of parties and cotillions, yachts and polo matches. Always the same narrow people, the same mindless chatter. I felt like I was standing at a great precipice, with no one to pull me back, no one who cared... or even noticed.
Dex: Be like the bluebird and sing,
'Tweet tweet, tra-la, tra-la, tra-la.'
PantsOnFire: I'll be taking my shirt back now, Little Miss Mohawk.
Leslie: But I have to peeeeeee!
Leslie: Quit following me, damn it!
Jack: Weee!
Leslie: Who's crying now, huh? Huh?
Buster: There's a mime on my toilet.
Toby: Help, this chair is extremely comfy and I'm afraid that I'm going to...
Leslie: You know PantsOnFire?
Leslie: She stole my shirt!
Jack: :O
Maddie, there are beds free.
Gah, Jack, use the bloody toilet!
Leslie: Red hands?
Jack: Uh, no thanks...
Leslie: Fine, then. I hate you forever.
Leslie: I hate you as much as PantsOnFire and I can't believe I told you she stole my shirt!
Leslie: OMG, guess what PantsOnFire did!
Jack: You tricked me.
Maddie, BED!
Leslie: I have to peeee! :)
Leslie, TOILET!
Leslie: I peed my pants! It's all PantsOnFire's fault, I know it.
Oh, Randy, why? Why choose the craziest of the lot of them?
Jack: So you want to go to a real party?
Rose: I know what you must be thinking. 'Poor little rich girl, what does she know about misery?'
Don't take too long, Randy. Please.
Perfect.
Nothing puts out a fire quicker than a swarm of crazy sims.
Jadis: Fire? Where?
Randy to the rescue!
Rose: ZOMG, the mime's on fire!
Rose: Thank goodness no one peed themselves.
Toby: Spoke too soon.
Fireman: The Crazy, it stinks.
Everyone deals with the aftermath of the fire in their own way.
Jadis: I'm so sorry, Professor Wilson, my paper will be late on account of insanity.
Jack: You're the most amazingly, astounding, wonderful girl, woman that I've ever known--
Rose: Jack, now is not the time...
Rose: Help, Jack lost his mind again!
Randy: What am I supposed to do about it?
Maddie: ...
Buster: And someday you'll grow up to be a birthday cake or a pizza or even some hamburger rolls.
Buster: That reminds me, I need food!
Jack: Aah, Rose, stop snooping!
Rose: *panhandles*
Leslie: What a pretty thought bubble!
Um...
Noooo, don't go!
Toby: Did you ever get the feeling you were being watched?
George Gissing: Keep these wackos off the telescope or I'm coming back for you!
Jack: I'm sorry the mean lady with the pink eyes used you to mop up pee.
Buster: Halp, she shoved me through the wall and broke my arm! See?
Toby: I hate that legacy founder man! :D
Okaaaay.
NO.
At least Randy was home this time.
Jack: I'm sooo hungry.
Well, you shouldn't have set the stove on fire then, should you have?
Jack: Feed me.
*facepalm*
*facepalm* x 2
Leslie: Hey, Randy, good job making out!
Jack: I'm the Romance sim around here, I should be the one making out.
Hey, Rand, I'm not sure that's the wisest--
--oh, well.
Jack: Heehee, that's what you get for making out before me.
Randy: Do you want me to zap you, Pirate Kitty Shorts?
Jack: Ooh, I wonder if he's going to die...
Randy: Not helping, dude.
Leslie: Looking hot, Randy.
Randy: My humiliation is complete. Nothing could make this day worse.
Randy: *sigh*
Way to be creepy, Maddie.
Maddie: ...
Maddie: !!!
DAMN IT.
Randy to the rescue yet again.
Looks like Jack and Rose put their differences behind them.
Leslie: Wouldn't it be cool if the whole kitchen burned down and we all died?
Toby: We're all gonna die!
Randy: I did not need to see that...
Randy: Back off, old man. You'll pay for shoving me, mark my words.
Name: Toby the Troll
Aspiration: Pleasure
Committed for: Abuse of bright colors and hair gel
Name: Maddie the Mime
Aspiration: Popularity
Committed for: Locking family in invisible box
Name: Leslie
Aspiration: Pleasure
Committed for: Pink eye
Name: Rose DeSimm Bukater
Aspiration: Fortune
Committed for: Delusional behavior, rambling incoherently
Name: Jadis
Aspiration: Knowledge
Committed for: Impersonating the undead
Name: Jack Dawsim
Aspiration: Romance
Committed for: Piracy
(Right) Name: Buster
Aspiration: Family
Committed for: Busting myths
(Left) Name: Random 'Randy' House
Aspiration: Knowledge
Committed for: Home-wrecking
Home sweet home. Large, airy, somewhat under-equipped, but home.
How do you Iron Chef?
Toby: Ooh, the secret ingredient is oysters! Alton better watch out...
Randy: How can you possibly not like criminals? I'll have you know that if I wasn't going to be a mad scientist, I'd be a criminal mastermind for sure. And I'd do away with you first!
Well, if it isn't our friendly neighborhood vigilante serial killer, Dexter Morgan!
And Elinor Gissing-Dalton and Jan Tellerman-Gissing, as well.
Dexter: So, anyone up for a cruise on the Slice of Life?
Leave it to Toby to want to be engaged to a grilled cheese sandwich.
Rose: I feel like I'm standing in the middle of a crowded room, screaming at the top of my lungs and no one is even looking up.
Dex approves of Elinor's piano playing while Maddie silently hates on Jan.
Toby: He sure eats a lot. Maybe he's pregnant.
Dex: Woot! You tickle those ivories, El!
Jan: Hello, Miss Big-person-in-the-sky Girl! I don't hate anything! What's wrong with me?
Jan, if the asylum gains any vacancies, you'll be the first in line.
Leslie: Hey, you stole my shirt! Give it back!
It's on!
LiarLiarPantsOnFire Lady: Who says you didn't steal my shirt, huh?
Toby: This is why I'm going to marry Miss Cheesy. These people are nuts. I'm allergic to nuts.
Dex: Cut it out, Troll Head! This was just getting interesting!
Elinor: *tickles ivories*
Jan: So I hear blood looks black in the moonlight...
Jack: I'm an amazing artist.
Jack: When we get out of here, I'll immortalize you in marble.
Rose: Yay!
But for now, pillow fighting will have to do.
Toby: Jadis hates Pirate Elf Boy. :D
Dex: If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind.
Dex: If you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt.
(Off Screen) Dex: If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half,
I won't laugh.
(Off Screen) Dex: It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship!
Rose: I saw my whole life as if I had already lived it. An endless parade of parties and cotillions, yachts and polo matches. Always the same narrow people, the same mindless chatter. I felt like I was standing at a great precipice, with no one to pull me back, no one who cared... or even noticed.
Dex: Be like the bluebird and sing,
'Tweet tweet, tra-la, tra-la, tra-la.'
PantsOnFire: I'll be taking my shirt back now, Little Miss Mohawk.
Leslie: But I have to peeeeeee!
Leslie: Quit following me, damn it!
Jack: Weee!
Leslie: Who's crying now, huh? Huh?
Buster: There's a mime on my toilet.
Toby: Help, this chair is extremely comfy and I'm afraid that I'm going to...
Leslie: You know PantsOnFire?
Leslie: She stole my shirt!
Jack: :O
Maddie, there are beds free.
Gah, Jack, use the bloody toilet!
Leslie: Red hands?
Jack: Uh, no thanks...
Leslie: Fine, then. I hate you forever.
Leslie: I hate you as much as PantsOnFire and I can't believe I told you she stole my shirt!
Leslie: OMG, guess what PantsOnFire did!
Jack: You tricked me.
Maddie, BED!
Leslie: I have to peeee! :)
Leslie, TOILET!
Leslie: I peed my pants! It's all PantsOnFire's fault, I know it.
Oh, Randy, why? Why choose the craziest of the lot of them?
Jack: So you want to go to a real party?
Rose: I know what you must be thinking. 'Poor little rich girl, what does she know about misery?'
Don't take too long, Randy. Please.
Perfect.
Nothing puts out a fire quicker than a swarm of crazy sims.
Jadis: Fire? Where?
Randy to the rescue!
Rose: ZOMG, the mime's on fire!
Rose: Thank goodness no one peed themselves.
Toby: Spoke too soon.
Fireman: The Crazy, it stinks.
Everyone deals with the aftermath of the fire in their own way.
Jadis: I'm so sorry, Professor Wilson, my paper will be late on account of insanity.
Jack: You're the most amazingly, astounding, wonderful girl, woman that I've ever known--
Rose: Jack, now is not the time...
Rose: Help, Jack lost his mind again!
Randy: What am I supposed to do about it?
Maddie: ...
Buster: And someday you'll grow up to be a birthday cake or a pizza or even some hamburger rolls.
Buster: That reminds me, I need food!
Jack: Aah, Rose, stop snooping!
Rose: *panhandles*
Leslie: What a pretty thought bubble!
Um...
Noooo, don't go!
Toby: Did you ever get the feeling you were being watched?
George Gissing: Keep these wackos off the telescope or I'm coming back for you!
Jack: I'm sorry the mean lady with the pink eyes used you to mop up pee.
Buster: Halp, she shoved me through the wall and broke my arm! See?
Toby: I hate that legacy founder man! :D
Okaaaay.
NO.
At least Randy was home this time.
Jack: I'm sooo hungry.
Well, you shouldn't have set the stove on fire then, should you have?
Jack: Feed me.
*facepalm*
*facepalm* x 2
Leslie: Hey, Randy, good job making out!
Jack: I'm the Romance sim around here, I should be the one making out.
Hey, Rand, I'm not sure that's the wisest--
--oh, well.
Jack: Heehee, that's what you get for making out before me.
Randy: Do you want me to zap you, Pirate Kitty Shorts?
Jack: Ooh, I wonder if he's going to die...
Randy: Not helping, dude.
Leslie: Looking hot, Randy.
Randy: My humiliation is complete. Nothing could make this day worse.
Randy: *sigh*
Way to be creepy, Maddie.
Maddie: ...
Maddie: !!!
DAMN IT.
Randy to the rescue yet again.
Looks like Jack and Rose put their differences behind them.
Leslie: Wouldn't it be cool if the whole kitchen burned down and we all died?
Toby: We're all gonna die!
Randy: I did not need to see that...
Randy: Back off, old man. You'll pay for shoving me, mark my words.
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Date: 2008-03-16 09:25 pm (UTC)Your crazies are the best crazies. ^^
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