hjsnapepm | Gissing Legacy, 3.3

Sorry about the formatting. I've been trying something new and I haven't got all the kinks worked out yet.

Repair Woman: *grumble* ...darned kids... *grumblegrumble* ...can't even flush the bloody toilet... *grumble*

Ricky: I'm so glad I became a knowledge sim. Studying is awesome.

Ricky: It's so much more awesome than kissing.

Aiden: But... kissing is amazing! You can't even compare the two, really.

Ricky: You should try some time, seriously. Better'n bubbles, too.

Ricky: You know, Aiden, when I said you should try it sometime, I kind of meant somewhere else...

Karen: Yeah, what are you, some kind of voyeur? Get out of here!

Harry's been spending some quality time at the local salon. (Hi, Harriet!)

Aiden: Harry, you sure she can't see past me?

Harry: *makes out with Mr Llama*

Allyn: *is oblivious*

I thought kissing was over-rated...?

Someone went down to the campus and nicked a ratty old sofa, trapping poor Max behind the bar.
Took me sim hours to figure out why he kept dropping his queue.

Karen: Hey, guys?

Karen: I... guess I'll just... leave, then.

Harry: She's still watching us, isn't she?

o_O

Seriously, I have no words.

Ricky: So, um, Karen? You want to go upstairs and, um, read a good book?

It's times like this I wish I knew any rap music I could reference...

I don't know why I took this picture. Probably because Mr Llama looks strangely muscular for a default Maxis body.

Ricky: Juice, juice, four glasses of amazing, special juice all for me.

Ricky: Hey, what the hell, dude?

Ricky: Those were mine!

Ricky: I suppose we could share, though.

Harry: Hey, Delilah? It's me, Harry. Harry Gissing. You feel like coming over for a while?

Harry: I know finals are coming up, but we all need to relax...

Harry: Cool, see you soon.

Harry: Hehehe...

Harry: So what do you say we, uh...?

Max: Hehe, there's no way he just did what I think he did... Nope, walking away. Nothing to see.

Harry: Come on now, baby, don't worry about him...

Delilah: Get away from me, you pig!

Harry: Yeah, well... I DON'T LIKE BUGS!

Delilah: Are you kidding me? Bugs are AWESOME!

Delilah: Judges suck!

Harry: Oh, you did not just say that. What the hell is wrong with you?!

Delilah: Well, I did run out of Visine...

Harry: Oh, well, then, that makes sense! Want to play Wii?

Harry: Both of you are ugly, though. Good going!

Dormie(Townie?): Harry, stop! I am not that kind of sim!

Harry: What if there was a little incentive in for you?

Harry: Of the Simoleon nature?

I guess everyone has their price.

Harry: Matchmaker, this is my last chance to sow my wild oats, so make it a doozy!

Harry: Thanks, she'll do.

Harry: I love three bolt relationships.

Hey, Karen? STOP IT.

Harry: Hey, um, Blondie! This is my Grandpa George.

Blondie: Nice to meet you, sir.

Harry: I'm gonna get my lifetime want! I'm gonna get my lifetime want!

Oh, look who else is here! It's Grandma Jan. She's here to...

Cheer on her grandson, apparently.

Now you're best friends, huh? (LTW FTW!)

Hey, Harry, I know you're happy and all, but STOP IT. That's your bloody sister. And what have you got there, missy?

Oh, great. We really could use another one of those.

Gwen: You're welcome.

Note the ratty old armchair in the background. They stole, like, three of those, too.